I Smoke Rocks

You look like a meth addict looking for a score. Not a great look.

High Five!

Thad, I’m all for clean air for humans, but judging by your little self picture there it looks like you are a zombie robot…and zombie robots must be terminated.

Portrait Of Abigel

If Abigel was a Muppet I would say this portrait is spot on.

Find The Class Clown(s)

Jesse

“This is my (very pale) first grader’s self portrait.”