I Love Soccer

Apparently you also love riding horses while you play soccer. Either your legs are long as shit or you, my friend, are a liar.

Have You Seen My Baseball?

The Baseball Player

Shooting Some Hoops

You are not the best. That is a complete lie and we need to stop falsely building kids up like that. I’ve never seen a basketball hoop look like that and there isn’t even a ball. Maybe it fell into the black hole conveniently located right under the basket. The only thing you managed to get right was the fact that there isn’t a single person watching a girl play basketball.

Game Of Volleyball

Man I can’t wait for Humpty Dumpty and friend to take a whack at that volleyball with those bear claws! By the way champ, you play volleyball in the sand at the beach, not in the ocean so simmer down with those waves.