Welcome to evil Mr. Potatoheadville where H’s make it rain all over triangles to the amusement of the sun!
Too bad your old man isn’t handy enough to fix your f*cking spelling and artistic skills. Let me ask you something chief, after your dad drives this piece of crap filled with God knows what in the backseat, how the hell is he supposed to get out of the car? Yeah, a bit of a design flaw there big guy. Don’t sit by the phone in the hopes that Ford will be calling anytime soon.
1.9 huh? That’s about the grade I’ll give your stupid ass cat sitting on a spaceship or whatever the hell that is. The only reason you got that high of a score is for the frowning face on the cat. They are typically miserable little things, so well done.
How crazy is it that the world’s skinniest man also happens to be the same size as the toilet he is dropping a deuce in?!?! Too bad for him that he seems to be only dreaming of some TP rather than actually having any but then again TP of that size would probably clog that dumper up so I guess that’s a blessing in disguise…..By the way, I just wanted to let you know that I too write “poop” on my toilet at home so I remember where to do it at. Just wanted you to know that you are not alone.
Sofia, your coconut tree strongly resembles something one has after a long bad weekend in Atlantic City.