Does A Bear Sh*t On Himself?

Too bad this isn’t one of those Charmin bears from the commercials, because at least they would have had some toilet paper to clean up all that shit.

The Three Little Pigs

HA! Best. Drawing. Ever.

Where do I give this kid a sh*tload of gold stars and A+++++?

Becca’s Family

Becca, that is the oddest family I’ve ever seen. Your mom has a ‘Moe from 3 Stooges’ haircut, your dad’s head looks like a sun, and your dog has a person’s face. My guess is that your dad lost his one hand from smacking himself in the forehead to many times in his frustration with your art.

I Like Turtles

What the hell happened here buddy? You were doing so well with your little turtle, then BAM, you just mailed in his head. I like turtles, but I don’t like turtles with blue iguana heads. That doesn’t work for me. The good news is you can actually enjoy doing some research by watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles….the old ones, not those stupid new ones.

Fruit Loops The Clown

You know why some people are afraid of clowns? It’s because when they were in school there were kids like you who tortured the other students with pictures like this. I used to love clowns, but now I’m f*cking terrified of them. Thanks, you little sh*thead.