A Walk In The Park
It’s probably not that hard to score goals when you have such a huge clubbed foot and your only competition is squiggly lines! Maybe when you’re done beating no one you can take a look at Grandma back there who is trying to point out that clouds don’t line up in a row on one side of the sun.
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The Sunflower
Here is what I like about this: I know that it’s a sunflower. What I don’t like is the Mexican color scheme as opposed to the more traditional (and correct) black and yellow, but I’ll give it a passing grade for not making me want to punch them.
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This Is My Mommy
Dear Emma,
Your mommy scares the living sh*t out of me! She has the arms of a scarecrow, no legs, no neck, bleeding red eyes, the most evil smile, and her head is easily 3 times the size of her body. But you know what terrifies me the most Emma? The fact that she is a ginger.
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Five Finger Discount
If I could only use my hand to smack some creativity into you Orlando! Do you think you’re the first person to trace their hand? That’s amateur shit buddy. But if you are going to aimlessly rip off other people’s ideas, how ’bout we incorporate more colors? You have 5 fingers and used orange on 3 of them. Last I checked, you can get boxes of crayons with like 768 different colors.
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Bird Is The Word
All considered that’s not a bad duck. Not great, but not bad. However, you lost me with the balls and poop. Ducks don’t juggle, and they certainly don’t juggle in poop.
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